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Monkey Stuff

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Pre-order your Monkey Stuff recovery drink right here, right now! Shipping Sept. 2019.

 

Monkey Stuff is an antioxidant drink tastes like fruit punch (‘cause it is fruit, packed with a punch!). It hydrates the bod as it works to prevent headaches, nausea and sore throat.

 

  • Contains no added sugar
  • Gluten-free
  • Lactose-free
  • Caffeine-free
  • Non-carbonated

 

Monkey Stuff doesn’t require refrigeration and you can consume it with alcohol. Oh, and, no monkeying around, you cannot overdose on it. That would be like a monkey O.D.’ing on a banana … impossible! So, feel free to consume as much as desired.

 

Extra bonus: It has practically zero calories!

 

Key Ingredients:

GINGER
What kind of drink would this be if it didn’t take care of that booze cruise nausea? Antiemetic properties, found in ginger is the ingredient dreams are made of: they make you not want to throw up the day after. In traditional Chinese medicine, people mixed ginger root with brown sugar and tangerine (uh, yum!) before a night of drinking. So, we took a page out of their book. And guess what? #NoRegrets.

 

WHITE WILLOW BARK
To hear something is “inflamed” is kind of a scary concept. Like, something literally fired up and angry at you. Worst of all? Your body gets inflamed when you drink a few too many. That’s why we include white willow bark, known for anti-inflammatory properties, which totes KNOCK OUT the effects of ethanol and its metabolites.

 

LIME
Concentrate that juice until it packs a bunch in the booze gut! All that fructose-y sugary goodness can help metabolize alcohol at hyperspeed, meaning, it gets out of your system faster. On top of that, this deliciousness can stave off the headache in the morning because your body’s PH gets more alkaline. Translated into English: alkaline + alcohol = no bad feels.

 

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